Del libro: Remarkable Names of Real People por John Train
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Noway Near White, vendedor de zapatos, Columbus, Ohio.
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Odious Champagne, Empleado, Winslow, Maine.
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Oldmouse Waltz, Escritor de programas gubernamentales, New Orleans, Louisiana.
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Offty Goofty Bowman, Actor de obras de Shakespeare, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Milwaukee Standard).
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Pafia Pifia Pefia Pofia Pufia da Costa, Brazil (Financial Times).
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Rosey and Dewey Butt, Hermana y hermano, Peru, Indiana.
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Rosey Vice, Great Glemham, Suffolk, England.
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Dr. Safety First, Tulsa, Oklahoma.
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Serious Misconduct, Welwyn, England.
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Solomon Gemorah, Brooklyn, New York.
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Tarantula Turner, New Orleans, Louisiana.
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Taura Loura Goldfarb, New York City.
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T. Fud Pucker Tucker, Bountiful, Utah.
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Urban Shocker, Pitcher, New York Yankees, New York City.
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Urinal McZeal, Washington County, Florida.
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Kitty Peed, Cape Coral, Florida.
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Professor Verbal Snook, Profesor en jefe de matemáticas, Oral Roberts University, Tulsa, Oklahoma.
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Vile Albert, St Johnsbury, Vermont.
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Void Null, Schoolteacher, San Diego, California.
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Wambly Bald, Reportero, New York Post, New York City.
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Zilpher Spittle.



